Wednesday, May 10, 2000
01:41 p.m.

Wow, I can't believe it's almost been a month since I've updated this damn thing. Bad webmistress. Bad, bad, bad.

Well, it's official, Hayden Christensen is all set to play Anakin Skywalker in Episode II. Doesn't he look like a member of N'Sync? "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Where would you rather be buried: Next to some celebrity or on the moon?

Oh yeah, baby! Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawahla from Absolutely Fabulous are going to star together in a new comedy called Mirrorball. Too bad I won't be able to watch it.

Check out this article about all the weird stuff that Andy Warhol saved over the years. His bizarre collection includes an entire pizza and a foot. Weird stuff, people.

Thursday, April 13, 2000
12:54 p.m.

I am sick to death of this whole Elian mess. Ship his ass back to Cuba already.

Looks like things on the set of Charlie's Angels is anything, but Heaven. Lucy Liu and Billy Murray apparently got into this huge fight. Also, Tom Green along with his girlfriend Drew Barrymore, went to a sperm bank to make a little deposit.

A mother wants to ban all Teletubies after claiming that they were telling her kid that they had a gun. Man, what's she smoking?